Since I'm struggling to thing of thing to write about, I'm going to devote on post a month to stupid criminals. This month I'm beginning with a guy from Ohio named Art Price. Mr. Price apparently became quite fond of his picnic table. A table made of metal. He became so fond of his metal picnic table, that he had sexual intercourse with it out in his yard. Personally, I believe a man has a right to love a picnic table. However, there is a place and time for everything. Mr. Price seduced his favorite piece of lawn furniture in full view of an elementary school.
One of the neighbors fond this so interesting that he video taped Mr. Price. In fact, he video taped him on three separate occasions. Now, Ohio gets quite cold during the winter. Remember when you were a kid and you tried sticking your tongue to a metal object in the winter? I think I'll stop this thought here.
So what's the price of picnic table love? About six months I'd say. That is what Mr. Price received in a state prison.
DUMB CRIMINAL OF THE MONTH
May 7, 2010
